Fine on the Gridiron!
Umph, Umph, UMPH! This brother is aging like fine wine. The mighty mocha man’s skin looks milky smooth. He takes as much pride in his appearance as he does in his exceptional defensive abilities. He’s been winked for game-saving interceptions that have kept his New Orleans Saints perfect this season. Whoever his barber is deserves a tip because the brother’s line is always tight. His stylist? Gotta be ranked top ten. His suits are tailored to perfection, like his beautiful smile. He actually has a grin that just makes you wonder. Hmmm? To top it all off, Darren has a giving heart. The Sharper Kids Foundation Darren founded with his brother ex-NFL star Jamie Sharrper gives generously to charities and children. For Thanksgiving his foundation provided dinner for 600 needy individuals. What more do we need to see? Well I could think of a few things, but we’ll save that for later.
“I am a man with a clear and deliberate plan.” Can we just start with the first part of that statement? The tough Baltimore Raven said that he is a man (a fine one at that.) His brother Femi is just as
gorgeous. Brendon is outgoing, outspoken and ridiculously fit, which is helping him recover from a season ending injury. Raised in Santa Cruz, he openly and brazenly speaks his mind. Brendon has hustle like you wouldn’t believe. The undrafted linebacker played briefly for Atlanta and Chicago before heading up North to Canada. He didn’t give up, earning his way back into the NFL and became a four-time Pro Bowler. Is he whining about being on IR? Not Brendon. This man is working on his future – game and life. After his surgery, he made a phone call: “The first thing I did upon waking up after the surgery was call my daughter Anaya to let her know her Daddy was OK.” Only then did he call his coach. Ladies, what’s finer than a man with his priorities straight?
He wore that headband last week like a young Jim McMahon. (If you’re too young to remember The Super Bowl Shuffle, it’s okay.) It’s below freezing cold in
Cleveland, so if the golden boy with the smooth olive skin was sweating, it was just because he’s so dang HOT! The Browns haven’t been a great team but they’ve certainly look good at the bottom of the rankings. Tall, strong and chiseled, Brady knows that he has to work on his game. He is fully aware of their 2-10 record. But the up-and-coming Notre Dame product is so fine and sexy, we will sit through those horrible games so we can watch as he matures on the field. Brady, do you hear all those ladies barking in Dog Pound? All for you.