Sideline Pass Cutie of the Week 12.14.09

Fan Info — By on December 13, 2009 at 8:39 PM

Fine on the Gridiron!

Darren Sharper

Darren Sharper

Darren Sharper


Umph, Umph, UMPH! This brother is aging like fine wine. The mighty mocha man’s skin looks milky smooth. He takes as much pride in his appearance as he does in his exceptional defensive abilities. He’s been winked for game-saving interceptions that have kept his New Orleans Saints perfect this season. Whoever his barber is deserves a tip because the brother’s line is always tight. His stylist? Gotta be ranked top ten. His suits are tailored to perfection, like his beautiful smile. He actually has a grin that just makes you wonder. Hmmm? To top it all off, Darren has a giving heart. The Sharper Kids Foundation Darren founded with his brother ex-NFL star Jamie Sharrper gives generously to charities and children. For Thanksgiving his foundation provided dinner for 600 needy individuals. What more do we need to see? Well I could think of a few things, but we’ll save that for later.






Brendon Ayanbadejo
“I am a man with a clear and deliberate plan.” Can we just start with the first part of that statement? The tough Baltimore Raven said that he is a man (a fine one at that.) His brother Femi is just as

Brendon Ayanbadejo

Brendon Ayanbadejo

gorgeous. Brendon is outgoing, outspoken and ridiculously fit, which is helping him recover from a season ending injury. Raised in Santa Cruz, he openly and brazenly speaks his mind. Brendon has hustle like you wouldn’t believe. The undrafted linebacker played briefly for Atlanta and Chicago before heading up North to Canada. He didn’t give up, earning his way back into the NFL and became a four-time Pro Bowler. Is he whining about being on IR? Not Brendon. This man is working on his future – game and life. After his surgery, he made a phone call: “The first thing I did upon waking up after the surgery was call my daughter Anaya to let her know her Daddy was OK.” Only then did he call his coach. Ladies, what’s finer than a man with his priorities straight?









Brady Quinn
He wore that headband last week like a young Jim McMahon. (If you’re too young to remember The Super Bowl Shuffle, it’s okay.) It’s below freezing cold in

Brady Quinn

Brady Quinn

Cleveland, so if the golden boy with the smooth olive skin was sweating, it was just because he’s so dang HOT! The Browns haven’t been a great team but they’ve certainly look good at the bottom of the rankings. Tall, strong and chiseled, Brady knows that he has to work on his game. He is fully aware of their 2-10 record. But the up-and-coming Notre Dame product is so fine and sexy, we will sit through those horrible games so we can watch as he matures on the field. Brady, do you hear all those ladies barking in Dog Pound? All for you.


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15 Comments

  1. The Real Mrs. Parker says:

    Darren Sharper is the best of the three today. You know how I like a clean cut man. He is definitely good arm candy!

  2. Mrs. KB Owens says:

    Darren Sharper is definitely the pick of the week. He is super hot! :D

  3. Kathryn says:

    Ok…Sharper…definitely HAWT!!! But why was I like Brendon looks sooooo familiar? So I wiki’d him and he lived in Santa Cruz and went to UCLA. He is one year older than me so we could’ve met…it’s gonna drive me nuts lol. I’m not sure if I know him from Santa Cruz….or UCLA lol. Given we were there at the same time. Ah well. Back to Darren Sharper…seriously?? I could put him as a screen saver on my phone and look at his beautiful sexual chocolate face all day LONG!!

    Carry on…

  4. Marva says:

    This week is not even close. Darren Sharper has this one hands down. He is gorgeous! Lawd!

  5. Sharntel says:

    DARREN SHARPER FOR SURE!! This is just damn delicious!

  6. Alicia says:

    Darren Sharper should be on the list every week. You can rotate the other 2 choices amongst the remaining hotties, but Mr Sharper should never leave the list. Yum!

  7. Shalenia says:

    Darren Sharper! What can I say? I feel like doing a Flo Evans. D*** D*** D***!!!

  8. Trice says:

    Mr. Sharper if you ever need to get away to a home cooked meal I am just 45 minutes away. Straight up I10 (Baton Rouge).

  9. Shelley says:

    Darren Sharper…it isn’t even a contest, I mean GEEZ!

  10. Klara says:

    Just gotta route for the hometeam hottie. Go Ravens!

  11. Kimberly says:

    Darren Sharper, yes Lord! Sexy…sexy…sexy!!!

  12. Lola says:

    Darren Sharper is doing the damn thing!!

  13. Lisa says:

    Darren Sharper … hands down! WHO DAT? HE DAT!

  14. L says:

    I had to keep it clean and go with your Umph, Umph, UMPH! I didn’t even want to see the other so called Cuties. Can we see Femi Ayanbadejo? Yes, Quinn does look like he is straight out of college. If the cougar in me was in full effect, then I would be on board. How bout them COWBOYS?

  15. EJS says:

    Sisters, though I think the brothers are cute side-by-side (http://assets.chicagobears.com/UserFiles/Image/story_photos/Ayanbadejo_inside101206.jpg) give me Darren Sharper anytime!

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